Alex, 18, Melbourne
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
Hello, Cruel World
Sam’s face in the last frame
he looks fucking terrified
i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
You have taken other names, but you wore them as lightly as you might wear a gown. Under them was always Arya.
i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb
I see fire
blood in the breeze
and I hope that you’ll remember me
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
nobody says it but we all know what this is about
This picture is weirdly genius
You know me well
Even more if the book is mine and it wasn’t my fault.
Even more if the book is mine and it was my fault
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
I can’t stop till the whole world knows my name…